EFCC Hold Malami Passport Gidigba as $490m Abacha Loot Wahala Scatter Internet

EFCC don seize the international passport of former Attorney-General of the Federation, Abubakar Malami, SAN, as part of di tori wey still dey unfold for di alleged $490 million Abacha loot recover under MLAT arrangement. Na so dem talk say, “Oga, just hold body, no waka comot Naija for now.”

According to gist wey leak commot from EFCC corner, Malami no fit commot Nigeria for at least one month. Every morning like NYSC parade ground, im suppose show face for EFCC office for Abuja make dem continue their interview. If e wan travel, na only EFCC permission or High Court order fit free am—no visa run for night.

But Malami don yan say all di allegations na fable, like Cinderella story wey no get shoe. Im dey sure say truth go soon shine like generator wey just start after NEPA take light. EFCC on di other hand say nobody accuse am of thiefing, but make e explain how di money waka disappear. Na accountability dem dey find, no be gbege.

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EFCC talk say di matter no be small something. According to dem, di volume of documents wey dey attached to di $490m Abacha loot matter fit fill three Ghana-must-go bags. Dem say dem need enough time to interview Malami and cross-check every sheet before dem fit yarn Nigerians wetin dem find.

Di commission talk say dem no ready enter social media fight or clapback Olympics with anybody. According to dem, “We dey work, no disturb us. Investigation no be pepper soup wey dem fit cook under 10 minutes.” Dem promise say once dem finish, Nigerians go hear tori clear.

Meanwhile, the Abacha loot matter no be today tori. E don reach level wey even people wey no like politics dey follow gist. So as EFCC dey hold Malami passport, Nigerians dey wait to hear wetin happen to di money wey suppose don help nationalism small.

Malami Clap Back for X: “All Na Lie, Allah Don Handle Am”

For social media side, Malami no waste time. Im carry him keypad, log into X, and type message tell Nigerians say di tori wey dey fly upandan about di loot na fabric—like Ankara wey tailor never finish sewing. Im thank Allah for divine help and announce say EFCC don release am after small detention.

But one thing wey Malami skip na di matter of him passport wey EFCC still dey use press neck. People wait to hear am, but im no talk am. Nigerians wey dey sharp begin ask, “Oga, how passport matter?” but Malami just bone and drop motivational message.

For now, EFCC dey hold di passport like exam script, and Malami dey show face everyday like apprentice. Nigerians dey watch as di tori dey cook well-well.