Man Wey Thief Cable waka enter Lagos wastewater plant like say na im backyard. As everywhere dey smell like destiny wey don spoil, man no even frown face—im focus na cable. E target the heavy-duty electric wire wey dey power machine wey dey process gutter water. Imagine that kain mission!
Man no carry charm, no carry brain, just him and boldness like lion wey drink burukutu. E sneak enter the compound like say he dey go fetch pure water. Before anybody fit shout “ole,” man don already coil the cable like gala for hold-up.
Man no reach gate before wahala burst. Security catch am live with evidence full hand. As dem pin am down, man dey shout say na hunger push am. But as police land, dem no even ask too many questions—straight to station, then to court. Gbas gbos don start.
Man Wey Thief Cable Don Hear Gbam for Court – 12 Months Straight
Man stand for court like person wey regret him entire life. Judge just look am like “na sewage cable you wan thief?” Prosecutor no waste time—e explain say the cable na government property, say if that cable spoil or miss, na the whole wastewater system go shutdown. Lagos fit smell for two weeks.
Man try talk say na first time, say e no get work, say hunger dey dance breakdance for im stomach. But judge bone face like person wey dem wake from bad dream. Gavel land like thunder: “12 months imprisonment with immediate effect!” Na so man chest deflate like burst balloon.
Man no fit beg again, no lawyer miracle, no juju appeal. As warders carry am go, man dey look back like person wey forget pot on fire. Lagos court no dey smile when you play rough play with public infrastructure. Sh*t just got real—literally.
Man Wey Thief Cable Don Turn Social Media Celebrity for Wrong Reason
Man don blow for internet—but na for wrong reason. Social media catch fire as pipu hear say man thief cable for sewage plant. One user talk say, “So we don dey thief gutter wire now? Hunger don mature.” Another one tweet say, “If sewage cable dey hot cake, nothing remain again.”
Man wey suppose dey lowkey, don turn household name. Meme don fly everywhere—one show am inside gutter holding cable like Grammy Award. Pipu dey laugh but still dey vex say some folks go sabotage Lagos just to make small change.
Man story don serve as warning: say no be everything wey shine na gold, and no be every wire you see you go carry. From sewage plant to prison yard, man go get enough time to reflect on why cable thief life no sweet. Na so e be—Gbas Gbos no dey miss target!
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