LAWMA Don Catch Woman Wey Wan Use Bus Stop Do Dustbin for LASU-Iba Road

LAWMA Don Catch Woman: LAWMA don show say dem no dey sleep as dem catch one woman, Madam Amaka Onuchkwu, around 5:47 a.m. wey dey try offload dirty like say na cement she dey deliver. The matter shelle for Akesan bus stop, along LASU-Iba Road, and na serious gbege.

LAWMA patrol van wey dey waka round for early mornin monitoring, just jam Madam Amaka red-handed as she dey drag one big nylon of refuse like say na market goods. No excuse fit save her—na sharp sharp arrest.

The officials talk say dem don dey monitor that location because of plenty report say pipu dey turn bus stop to refuse ground. This time, LAWMA hand no shake—dem package Amaka enter their van like VIP of rubbish.

LAWMA Don Catch Woman: LAWMA Don Para, “We No Go Gree Again!”

LAWMA don yan say the era of turning public places into trash zone don pass. “No be every black bag na fashion,” one LAWMA oga talk. “Some na evidence of environmental crime.” Na so dem begin arrest like say na movie set.

LAWMA officers wey dey on duty talk say dem go continue to dey storm hotspots for early momo and even late nights. “Anybody wey wan form champion of illegal dumping go collect,” dem add. Na serious campaign dem dey run now—#LAWMAIsWatchingYou.

LAWMA even dey beg residents say make dem shine eye and report people wey dey try use Lagos do refuse festival. “We no go rest until Lagos fresh like new born baby pampers,” dem talk.

LAWMA Don Catch Woman: LAWMA Hear Excuse, But No Buy Am

LAWMA hear Madam Amaka dey cry say, “Na small dirty na!” but dem just look am with side eye. “If every Lagosian drop ‘small dirty,’ na mountain we go climb enter house,” LAWMA reply her sharply.

LAWMA say dem don paste plenty “No Dumping” sign for the area, yet pipu still dey behave like say dem no go school. “Ignorance no be defense again. Even Google Maps sabi say dumping for here na offense,” LAWMA officer yarn.

LAWMA don carry Madam Amaka go face sanitation task force and dem fit bill her or give her community service to sweep the same bus stop wey she wan dirty. Dem say na so example dey set.