Awka Woman Scatter Court: “I No Fit Stay With Man Wey Don Run Mad Before

Awka Woman Scatter Court: The woman don show pepper for court as she land with fire and brimstone. According to her, she no dey do again because say her husband hide big secret wey fit make pesin run enter bush. “How person go marry me, no tell me say e don wear white cloth for psychiatric hospital before?” she shout for courtroom like Nollywood trailer.

Awka Woman Scatter Court say she feel say na setup from day one. “If to say I know say na ex-madman I dey marry, I for run pass Usain Bolt. E hide the whole thing, now I dey live inside fear say one day e go begin talk to fan or greet wall.” She add say na spiritual attack she escape from and she no dey look back.

Awka woman even cry join, say she no fit sleep well again since she hear the gist. “Every small thing now dey look like madness symptom. If him scratch head, I dey panic. If e laugh alone, I dey check if e don relapse!” she complain, as court audience burst into laughter.

Awka Woman Scatter Court: Wetin Be This One Again?” — She Say She No Bargain for Madness

Awka woman no gree hear say her husband don recover. “Na so dem dey talk—‘I don fine now’—until dem begin dey pluck grass for office,” she talk as she wipe face with small towel. She say she no be nurse or psychologist, and marriage no be psychiatric rehab.

Awka woman tell judge say trust don scatter. “Marriage suppose be based on honesty. You hide madness from me, wetin else you dey hide? E fit be say you dey see spirits and I go think say na DSTV remote you dey find!” She insist say even if the man don heal, the wahala no fit heal the marriage.

Awka woman still carry am go spiritual level. “My mama warn me make I check background well before marriage. I no know say background include Yaba Left history.” She say she no go gree make village pipu use her destiny do mental experiment.

Awka Woman Scatter Court: Make Court Free Me Abeg!” — She Beg Judge for Divorce Sharp Sharp

Awka woman beg court make dem release her from the “holy bondage.” She say her mental health dey shake pass generator wey fuel don finish. “Na marriage I plan for, no be horror movie. Today na laughter, tomorrow fit be stray madness. I no fit risk am!”

Awka woman tell court say she no get wahala with the man, but say life no come with ‘madness disclosure agreement.’ “I no hate am o, I just no want end up for same psychiatric ward wey e graduate from. I dey beg honourable court, free me make I go find peace.”

Awka woman finally tell judge say she go refund bride price if na that one remain. “I go even dash dem transport join. Make dem carry am go back. Na dem sabi how dem go chain am if e relapse.” Judge say she go give final ruling next sitting as the courtroom scatter with murmurs and ‘chai!’ noises.