Woman Gives Birth for Public: Woman waka enter market like she wan price fish, but instead of buying anything, na labour she carry come. She no even shout plenty, just hold her waist small and say, “E be like say e don reach.” Market pipu think say na April fool, but this one no be joke.
Woman shock everybody as she squat near garri seller, begin dey breathe like person wey dey blow balloon. “E dey come! E dey come!” she scream, while traders dey confuse whether to call doctor or prayer warrior.
Woman no even fear, she balance like champion, tear one wrapper, and before anybody fit say “antenatal,” water don break. Everybody freeze – except Mama Esther wey don born seven and know say e don red.
Woman Gives Birth for Public: Woman Deliver Pikin Like Na Her Backyard
Woman push with ginger wey fit wake sleeping lion. She no even ask for injection or drip. As she shout “Jesus!”, the baby pop out like surprise gift. Market pipu shout “Praise the Lord!” like Sunday service just start.
Woman smile like person wey win promo, even while she still dey pant. One market mama hold the baby and shout, “Na fine boy! See him hand, e go dey write cheque!” Suya man talk say na sign say the pikin go rich pass Dangote.
Woman turn celebrity instantly, with everybody snapping picture like na wedding. Somebody even suggest make dem name the baby “Onions” since na onions stand she born near.
Woman Gives Birth for Public: Woman Carry Her Baby Like Champion, Everybody Dey Hail Her
Woman hold her newborn like trophy, pose small before dem help carry her go nearby clinic. She tell everybody say na God save her and she no regret coming market that day. “Na surprise miracle,” she talk with big smile.
Woman talk say she no even panic, because she don dey feel the thing since morning but no wan miss market day. “Even if pikin wan come, market first,” she joke. Pipu begin laugh like say dem dey comedy show.
Woman get escort wey pass governor, as market women form convoy follow her waka. Even conductor shout “make way for market mama!” Pipu still dey talk say na that kain strong mind dey move Nigeria forward.
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