Man Scatter Popular Eatery: Na Nigerian man carry this gbege enter one popular eatery for town. Bros just wan chop small jollof rice and chicken to cool body. Everything soft until he carry phone begin transfer payment. Him plan na to send N2,300, but fingers wey no stretch well press extra zero – and just like that, N2.3 million waka!
As the bank alert enter, bros freeze like NEPA just take light. “Jehovah Nissi! Wetin I just do?!” na wetin him shout as he look him phone like say devil hack am. Sharp sharp, he jump from chair, rush go counter with face like lion wey dem collect meat from.
He begin shout, “Na rice I chop, I no chop contract!” Staff confuse, customers shock. Some dey whisper, some dey film. But oga dey sweat like Christmas goat. He say until him see refund, no spoon go lift food again for that eatery.
Man Scatter Popular Eatery: Refund Wahala Make Man Settle Down for Restaurant Like Owner”
Man Scatter Popular Eatery: The man no gree calm down o. He say make dem call manager, supervisor, even the chef. “Una wan use my house rent fry turkey?” he para. As he no see immediate refund, the man sit down for front of cashier like say na job interview he dey attend. Him phone dey hot from calling bank and tweeting live updates.
Restaurant staff try explain say refund no dey immediate. But bros shout, “Immediate ke? The debit na express delivery, refund no suppose crawl!” At this point, pipu qaqwey come chop begin forget their food. One woman say she just wan carry takeaway before refund wahala jam her appetite.
Small time, customer begin pick sides. Some support oga say na common sense to double-check amount before send. Others say restaurant no do anything wrong. But bros no hear anybody. “Na me send am, but na una cause am,” he insist. “If rice no sweet, na pain make me press like that!”
Man Scatter Popular Eatery: Refund Come Back, But Man Still Carry Vex Like Takeaway”
After full investigation and bank calls, dem finally process the refund. Na there the man come begin cool down like engine wey dem off. He adjust shirt, clean face, and announce to everybody, “Make una no panic – I don recover my billions.”
But even as money return, the man shame no gree follow refund. He no chop again. “Abeg, pack the food give person wey no get data problem,” he talk. One guy near door shout, “Na you chop the money or na rice?” The place burst laugh, but oga no smile.
As he waka comot like person wey just finish UN press briefing, pipu still dey talk about am. One staff even suggest say the restaurant fit add “Are You Sure?” pop-up to avoid another billionaire jollof incident.
Whether na phone error or hunger-induced mistake, the man don enter hall of fame for Nigeria food court drama. And the jollof rice wey cause the matter? E just dey one corner like innocent pikin wey no sabi say him name don trend.
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