Soldier Vex as Civilian Pour Am Water, Still Post Am Online – “I Go Teach Her Lesson

Soldier don para loud say one civilian girl wey claim say she dey do prank, pour her water for public, and still carry phone post the video online like sey na comedy show. “Imagine say I dey waka my own jeje, next thing, water land me for body. I look, na civilian. She dey laugh, dey record. You dey whine me?”

Soldier no find the matter funny at all. According to her, even after dem collect the girl phone for the prank, she somehow collect am back, and next thing, the video don land online. “She chop mercy, then turn am to content. This one pass cruise, na pure disrespect,” soldier shout.

She add say pipu need to understand say uniform no be costume, and she no go gree make anybody use her do online skit. “I no dey act Nollywood, and I no get time for Instagram comedians wey no sabi where line dey.”

Soldier Don Vow: “I Go Show Her How Real Prank Dey Feel!”

Soldier talk say since the girl wan turn her to mumu online, she self go return the energy, military style. “She think say na ordinary citizen she dey play with? I go teach her wetin e mean to prank person wey get training.”

According to her, this no be the first time civilians dey do anyhow online, but this one pain her deep. “Na me she pour water, na me she post, and na me pipu dey laugh for comment section. I no go take am light. Next prank, she go use torchlight find her shoe.”

Soldier warn say pipu go soon sabi say prank no dey work for everybody. “E get who you no suppose use catch cruise. I fit be woman, but this uniform carry weight. She go soon learn that one.”

“Next Time, She Go Ask Before She Joke”

Soldier still dey boil as she yarn say she no even touch the girl after the prank. “Na just phone we seize, and we later give her back. I no even raise hand. But wetin she return us? Online embarrassment.”

She talk say she no dey do internet drag but this one don too much. “As she dey edit video put sound effect, she no know say she dey play with her own peace of mind. I no dey report for social media, I dey respond live.”

For the end, soldier throw small advice give pranksters: “Before you prank soldier, write your will. Or better still, prank mosquito. E better pass. This generation too dey take uniform for joke, but I go remind them say na training we get, no be comedy script.”