Revenge Wahala for Naija: Man Kill Neighbor 250 Chickens Because of Football – “Na Small Fight I Plan

Revenge wahala start from local football match wey cause small quarrel. Na just one offside call wey no clear, but the neighbor begin yarn like say na him be Super Eagles coach. Our guy no like the way him dey talk, so small anger begin boil like beans on high gas.

Revenge wahala move from pitch to poultry. Our man say make he “teach am small lesson” for always making noise during match. Night reach, he sneak go the neighbor poultry pen. Next morning, 250 chickens don kpai — feathers full ground like snow.

Revenge wahala surprise everybody. Nobody expect say from “I go deal with am small,” the guy go end up committing full-blown chicken genocide. Neighbor cry reach police station, shout say “this na animal war crime!”

Na Revenge, No Be Murder” — Him Plan Backfire Big Time

Revenge wahala enter explanation mode as our guy try justify him action. He talk say na only two chickens he aim to “rough handle,” but as he start, others join dey fall like say dem dey practice acrobatics. The fowl waka enter auto-destruct mode.

Revenge wahala increase when the chicken owner drop bill like hammer — ₦8,000 per bird, 250 birds. Omo, the calculator cry. Police sef shock say chicken fit reach that kind money. The guy wey do the revenge nearly faint from regret.

Revenge wahala cause village emergency. Elders call emergency meeting, some dey talk “make we settle am for house,” others shout “court go handle am well.” Meanwhile, the man dey beg say make dem consider am, say na football tension push am.

Internet Don Catch Fire” — Pipu React Online Like Wildfire

Revenge wahala finally reach internet, and trust Nigerians, dem no carry last. One TikTok video show the fowl graveyard with caption: “Na football cause am.” Views fly up like mosquito for rainy season.

Revenge wahala turn comedy for online streets. Pipu drop comments like: “Na FIFA go settle this one,” “Chicken wey never play ball don die for football matter,” and “E for just break TV instead.” Some even draw cartoons of chickens holding red cards.

Revenge wahala remind everybody say hot temper no dey mix well with football. From small match palava to ₦2 million chicken case, everybody shock. Moral of the story? If you wan do revenge — abeg, no use poultry.