LASU Don Put Break for Strike Wahala

After days of no gree gree, Lagos State University (LASU) workers don finally press pause for di strike wey don hold school like JAMB result. Dem yarn say everybody go resume normal duty from Wednesday sharp-sharp. Students wey don dey chill at home like say dem win lottery go now face reality — lecture halls dey wait for una.

Di workers, wey bin dey vex for plenty matter, talk say dem don see small sign from government side, so dem go give dem benefit of doubt. Na like when you quarrel with neighbour and e dash you soup, you go just calm small to see if peace go hold.

Some students don already dey plan how dem go sneak back to hostel before gate man lock door, because LASU no dey play with resumption time. If you miss am, na stand outside you go dey wave at your classmates.

Wetin Cause Di Strike Wahala Self?

The strike wey just end no be ordinary vex. Workers don dey shout since say dem need better pay, improved welfare, and make management respect agreement dem don sign since. Dem claim say dem no be robot, so make dem no dey use work kill person without reward.

LASU management bin try yarn dem make dem calm down, but na like pouring water for stone — until now wey dem don finally agree to sit down for proper table talk. Na di table wey get AC and cold drink, no be those meeting wey mosquito go use hold you hostage.

One worker even joke say, “If dem fit keep to wetin dem promise, we go even sweep lecture hall for free. Everybody laugh, but the point still clear — better welfare go make better LASU

LASU Students and Lecturers Don Ready for Action

Students wey don dey flex since strike start go now return to hustle life of lecture, assignment, and lecturer wey no dey smile. As one guy for Faculty of Law talk, “Na enjoyment break don finish, back to book wey no dey hear joke.”

Lecturers sef don dey sharpen biro and prepare test questions as if dem wan take revenge. Pipu don dey advise students make dem read small before Wednesday so dem no go look like mumu for class.

Government don promise say dem go keep eye for the agreement so this kain gbege no go happen again soon. But for Nigeria, everybody know say promise and action no be twins — so students dey pray make this peace last pass one semester.