Businesswoman Burst Fake Sales Girl: Businesswoman talk say she still dey shock up till now. She say, “I no even sabi say na man I dey dash transport every week.” According to her, di sales rep enter her shop three weeks ago with fine face, small voice, and leg wey waka like snake for wet ground. She no reason am well because di “babe” sabi arrange shelf and dey greet customers with sweet smile.
Businesswoman say she be person wey dey give youth chance, so she gree employ the person sharp sharp. “E con dey call me ‘ma’ and dey hug customers like say na angel. Who go suspect say na disguise?” she talk. But e no tey, market pipu begin whisper, say something dey smell somehow like soup wey burn.
Businesswoman say she begin notice say e get as di girl dey talk and laugh. “Her voice dey scratch ear, and sometimes, e go forget say she dey act babe,” she add. Na there she know say e remain small before masquerade fall face.
Businesswoman Burst Fake Sales Girl: She Use Eagle Eye Catch Am – “I Shine Eye Well Well!”
Businesswoman Burst Fake Sales Girl: She say she no be mumu. “As dem dey talk for street, I kuku decide say make I put my Inspector Bamidele hat,” she yarn. She invite the rep enter back of shop to “discuss small”. But na to examine from head to toe she really plan. She say, “I just dey observe—voice crack, chest flat like pure water, and neck wey long like giraffe. I shout, ‘Na man you be!’”
Businesswoman say di guy try deny am small. “E begin form cry, say na condition push am. Condition ke? So condition na reason to wear bra wey no get owner?” she shout. Market pipu don gather by then, dey look like dem dey watch Africa Magic live.
Businesswoman no gree make drama rest. She tell everybody say, “Make una dey careful. Dis kain thing no fit happen for my shop again. If you wan apply for job, come as you be—no hide and seek!” She even call her neighbors join body make dem review everybody wey dem don employ.
Businesswoman Burst Fake Sales Girl: She No Gree – “Carry Your Wig and Waka!”
Businesswoman no waste time. “I give am five minutes to carry hin bag, wig and waka comot. No be my shop go turn Nollywood stage,” she fire. She talk say she no get wahala with anybody’s identity, but make person dey truthful. “If you be boy, dey be boy. No come dey catfish for inside my shop.”
Businesswoman say she lose trust and small customers because of di disguise. “My regular madam wey dey buy crayfish don talk say she no dey come again because she no sabi if na boutique or drama house I dey run,” she lament.
Businesswoman con advise other employers for town, “Abeg, dey check well before you hire. Some pipu no dey come with CV again, na costume dem dey bring.” She say she go install camera and maybe even call prophet next time person come apply.
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