Gateman Wey Poison Oga, Pocket Him Money Then Vanish — Gbas Gbos Wahala Burst

Gateman Wey Poison Oga: One bros don cry come out say him gateman poison am chop, come use am do maga join. According to the man, e say na just normal breakfast dem chop together, next thing na emergency room straight. “My body just begin do me like say I dey fly for inside hot pepper soup,” him talk.

As the gateman see am na so he rush am go hospital, the bros say e no even suspect foul play at first. “I even dey thank am for calling help,” he yarn. “I no know say na him hand dey the poison matter.” Meanwhile, the gateman dey do like say na Good Samaritan of the year.

Pipu wey dey around say the man dey vomit like DJ wey scratch wrong beat. Nurses no even let am talk well, dem carry drip enter him hand like say na fuel pump. Na there the real gbege start.

Gateman Wey Poison Oga: From “Get Well Soon” to “Phone Off”

Gateman Wey Poison Oga: According to the bros, early the next morning, the gateman show small conscience. “He call me say, ‘Oga, sorry oh. Quick recovery, make God heal you.’” Bros say him even touch small. “I think say the gateman care small,” he talk.

But na that same care wey carry wahala. Just five minutes after that ‘get well soon’ call, the man say he try call back — but na “The number you are trying to call is switched off” wey greet am. Wahala start to dey play like Naija home video.

As he still dey wonder wetin dey happen, na him nurse carry paper come: “Sir, your hospital deposit don bounce.” The bros nearly faint again. “I check my account, gbam! My money don travel go unknown location!” Na there e know say the same gateman wey pray for am don help am “deliver” the cash go him own pocket.

Gateman Wey Poison Oga: Oga Don Vex, Police Dey Involve

The bros no waste time. As him manage stand well again, na straight to police station. “This kain thing no go end for hospital bed,” he talk. Him don give full report and police don dey para. Dem even put the gateman name for wanted list like say na movie script.

Neighbours wey sabi the gateman say dem shock wella. “Na cool guy oh, we no know say e get criminal vibes,” one aunty talk. Another shout say, “I bin think say na pastor sef, see as e dey carry Bible every Sunday!” Everybody shock like NEPA light wey off for exam hall.

As at press time, the gateman still dey miss like transport fare on a Monday morning. Police don tell anybody wey see am make dem report sharp sharp. Meanwhile, bros say make this one serve as warning: “No be everybody wey smile get your good at heart — some dey smile just to know where you hide your money.”