Yinka from Osogbo Confess Say Him Dey Collect ₦10 Million Per Kidnap Job for Ilorin – Police Catch Big Time Criminal

Yinka no waste time. As street boys grip am like plantain for roadside fire, the guy clear throat talk say, “Na me be Yinka from Osogbo, I come to kidnap.” No fear, no shame – na like say dem dey ask am wetin be him best food. Area pipu shock. Who confess crime like say na CV dem dey submit?

He no even gree run, no even try lie. As dem dey para for am, na so he dey update dem like news anchor. “I dey do this work steady,” he talk. The thing sweet am to talk truth sotey e come dey add flair – like say na motivational speaker he wan be next.

Yinka even begin drop location update: “I don waka reach Ilorin, I know the corners.” Bros no even remember say police dey there o. Na so confidence full him belle. Na there everybody confirm say Yinka no well – or maybe the 10 million don block him sense of fear.

Yinka Brag Well-Well: “I Don Do Plenty Jobs for Ilorin”

Yinka open mouth again: “I don do plenty jobs for Ilorin.” E talk am like say na Uber driver dey list him pickup history. Even police shock – dem check if e be joke or if na stand-up comedy show dem enter by mistake.

He talk say every job dey bring ₦10 million. “Dem dey pay well,” he yarn with pride. As if say na tech job he dey do for abroad. Who dey give this kind money? Street dey wonder if na kidnappers get bonus structure like bank managers.

He no hide anything. “I dey deliver clean,” he boast like plumber wey no get leakage report. E even advise dem small-small boys wey dey listen: “If you no get mind, no enter this work.” Who ask Yinka for TED Talk?

Yinka vs Ilorin: Street Don Close Shop for You

He no fit run again. As community boys dey para with slippers and plank, police just jump in save am like plot twist. Dem no rescue am because dem like am – na because justice need microphone, no be punchline.

Yinka enter station still dey yarn. “Na mistake make dem catch me,” he talk, as if dem suppose dash am second chance. “Next time I go dey sharper.” Everybody look am – who tell am say dem go release am?

He don blow him cover, him career, and him destiny all in one viral episode. From Osogbo to Ilorin, he don become small-time celebrity – but for wrong reason. As police dey write report, Ilorin street dey plan night vigil to thank God say the ‘₦10 million man’ don jam wall.