Wedding Fight: Bride and Groom Families Scatter Church for Front of Everybody

Wedding fight don turn holy matrimony to WWE inside church compound. Just after pastor say “kiss your bride,” kasala land like NEPA transformer. The bride family and groom family no even wait reach reception before dem begin throw words and fists.

Wedding fight begin small with one uncle wey say him no like how groom pipu dey look am. Next thing, chair fly for air like crusade miracle. Even the cameraman dodge blow wey suppose be slow-motion romantic shot.

The fight confuse guests wey come chop jollof rice. One aunty shout “na why I dey avoid wedding!” while the bride just stand dey cry like soap opera. Who go settle this one now? Na pastor or police?

Wedding Fight Turn Street Brawl – DJ Off Mic, Guests Run

Wedding fight continue like sequel movie – Part 2 outside church. As dem reach outside, another round of gbas gbos begin. The DJ wey suppose play “Congratulations” sharply off mic, carry speaker run comot.

The fight catch one elderly mama wey dey try separate fight. She collect small slap wey no belong to her and shout, “Is this how to welcome in-law?” Groom cousin dey flex like say he dey enter ring, while bride brother dey shout, “Touch am make I show you craze!”

The fight no let newlywed couple even snap proper photo. The wedding photographer enter Uber, forget tripod for venue. One small pikin even dey ask, “Mummy, na this kind wedding we go last week too?”

Wedding Fight Video Scatter Internet – Nigerians React

Wedding fight video don waka reach all corner of the internet. Nigerians dey comment under post like election results. Some pipu dey ask: “Na this kind family you wan marry enter?” Others dey find full clip to download.

The fight don turn national topic. Social media lawyers, judges, and even prophets don analyze the matter. One Twitter user say, “If the wedding fight start like this, honeymoon go be Royal Rumble.”

THe fight fit end up for reality TV or comedy skit. Bloggers don dey write headline like “Holy Matrimony or Holy Mayhem?” Pipu wey no attend the wedding now dey form eye-witness for comment section. Na clout season we dey, everybody wan shine.