One husband don collect unexpected breakfast after e carry lunch go give him wife for office, only for receptionist to tell am say madam never step leg for work for one whole week! Na so e stand like electric pole, e shock am like NEPA light.
E no believe wetin e hear. “Abeg check well,” e tell receptionist. “My wife tell me say she dey work today.”
Receptionist look am pity. “Oga, we no fit check wetin no dey. Your wife dey on leave since last Monday.” Na so oga begin reason say wahala don wear suit.
Husband Wey Wan Surprise, Na Him Dem Surprise
Oga be lover boy. Him just wan do romantic tin, so e wake up early, warm better food for madam, arrange am inside fine food flask, come waka go her office with confidence.
As e reach reception, e shine teeth, “Good afternoon, I bring food for my wife.”Receptionist first look am like e be ghost. “Oga, your wife no dey office o. She don dey on leave.”
E be like say dem pour cold water for Oga body. “Which leave? My own wife wey I see commot house this morning, wey wear office cloth?”
Husband: Who Go Explain This Matter Now?
As sweat don dey comot for Oga forehead, e sharply dial madam number. “Hello babe, how office?”
Madam answer normal. “Office dey okay, work just too plenty.”
Omo! E be like say dem press pause for oga brain. “You dey office?”
“Yes na. Why you dey ask?”
Na there e know say kasala don burst. If madam dey work, why office pipu talk say dem never see am for one week? Where she dey go every morning with office bag? Wahala be like bicycle, e don start to dey move!
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