Vendor Shout! “I Show Face, He Show Joystick!” — Lady Vendor Exposes Customer Wey Turn Boxer Order to Blue Film

Vendor Shout she no believe her eyes as one customer turn ordinary video call for boxer order to premium-rated film. Vendor say the guy first sweet-talk her like person wey get home training—greeting, smile, even ask how business dey go.

Vendor yarn say she no suspect anything o. As the man talk say he wan see the face of who dey sell the boxer before he order, she think say na normal customer wey just wan confirm say she be legit vendor. Vendor say she sharply adjust her wig, smile small, and show face.

Vendor shout say immediately she show face, bros lower him camera straight to him joystick. “Na so he do like say na joystick be the product I dey sell!” Vendor nearly throw her phone comot window. She off call sharp before person go screenshot her reaction.

Vendor Still Dey Shake: “Why Me? Who I Offend?”

Vendor confess say she no fit sleep that night. “I dey do honest business, na man dey expose him generator give me. Abi na face I show, I suppose show ID card too?” Vendor still dey ask herself if she resemble person wey dey find love online.

Vendor Shout say this no be the first time customers dey misbehave, but this one pass her power. “Before na ‘Hey baby’ dem dey drop for DM, now na joystick unveiling we don reach. Make dem kuku open blue film studio inside Instagram Live.”

Vendor say she don block the man, report the chat, and warn other female vendors. She even drop warning for her page: “If you no fit buy boxer like human being, go waka pass. This store no dey do romantic services.”

Vendor Shout She Dey Para: “Make Police Help Us, This One Don Pass Play”

Vendor call on police and human rights groups make dem take action. “No be every madness we go laugh. This na harassment. Today na video call, tomorrow e fit be in-person attack,” she talk as her voice begin shake again.

Vendor say she don dey consider changing her business name to “Boxers Only—No Romance, No Joystick.” She say she no go allow one mad customer make her close shop or hide face. “I go still sell, but this time I go use mannequin show style. No more face, no more nonsense.”

Vendor thank social media pipu wey support her, especially other female vendors wey don face similar gbas gbos. She end am with strong warning: “If you see me for call again, no try me o. I fit call EFCC for you!”