SUG Election Wahala: Oye Ekiti Students Expose Rigging Scandal, Accuse School of Election Magomago

As dem shout “Let SUG Elections begin!” for Federal University of Oye-Ekiti (FUOYE), students no know say na Game of Thrones dem sign up for. Instead of ballot box, dem see ballot wahala. Instead of free and fair, na fear and tears full everywhere. According to many students, the election dey as bent as akara wey dem fry with wrong oil.

“Na when I see candidate wey nobody sabi before dey lead with 500 votes, I know say this SUG matter don spoil,” one 300 level student talk with him hand for head. Another babe wey be political science student even cry say, “If na so dem dey run government for school, how we wan take trust our future leaders?”

Every corner for hostel, cafeteria, even class – na just one gist: “Who rig the SUG election?”. Na SUG, no be presidential, but e cause more tension pass 2023 general election. Students begin yarn say the wahala sweet pass Zee World, but pain enter body because hope don scatter.

Let SUG Elections Begin, But School Say Everything Balance Like Eba and Soup

The university management no waste time. As dem hear students dey para, dem release long press statement, full of English wey get plenty comma and bracket. According to school, “Let SUG elections begin” was followed with due process and transparency. But students no gree – dem say na lie with suit and tie.

One admin officer even tell newsmen say: “The election was transparent and peaceful.” But students begin laugh like person wey hear joke for burial. “Peaceful abi piece-full? Because we see many pieces of sense wey no add up!” one student fire back for X (formerly Twitter).

For online, wahala don start. Hashtags like #LetSUGElectionsBeginWithSense, #FUOYEMagomago, and #WhoCountedTheVotes trend like say na Big Brother eviction. Some students even create SUG Election Bingo Card – with boxes like Missing Ballot Paper, Last Minute Vote Switch, and Admin’s Favorite Wins Again.

Let SUG Elections Begin Again? Students Plan Protest With Full Chest

As the school dey hold ground say everything balance, students dey organise lowkey Aluta. Some don dey whisper say, “If dem no gree do re-run, we go re-wahala this campus!” One student union aspirant even swear say he go carry the matter go Human Rights Commission. “Na my mandate dem thief. My mama don sow aso ebi finish!”

Students from different departments don dey join body to sign petition. One SUG loyalist shout say, “We no dey fight school o, but we dey fight injustice!” Another one say, “Let SUG elections begin again! This time make dem no use remote control am from admin block.”

Meanwhile, security don dey waka up and down like say exam dey near. But the real gbege fit still burst anytime. Students dey cook plan like Jollof – na when e don done we go see who go chop pepper.