SHOCKING GIST: Lucy Wey Thief ₦100 Million Gold Talk Say Na Kidnap Push Her – Vendor Para Say Na Big Lie

Na so wahala land for town when one gold vendor wey still dey vex shout say, “Lucy don call o!” Dis na after the same Lucy disappear with gold and jewelry wey dem talk say reach ₦100 million. Everybody don dey reason say she run enter thin air, only for her to drop gist say na kidnap join body.

According to the vendor wey no gree make we rest, Lucy yarn say dem carry her go, tie her like Agege bread, come force her to thief all the gold inside shop like film trick. But pipu wey hear the gist dey ask, “Na so kidnap dey work now? Dem go force you to thief from your own office?”

Person wey dey inside the matter talk say, “We think say she dey Dubai by now, dey flex with necklace for beach. Na this morning she call say na kidnap. E shock everybody!”

Vendor No Buy That Yarn – Say Na Classic Nollywood Script

The vendor wey still dey calculate how e go recover e gold, no dey smile at all. E say Lucy dey use style write script wey even Asaba actors no fit perform. “You dey tell me say na kidnap make you thief ₦100m jewelry? My sister, try again,” the vendor vex talk.

E even carry the matter go police hand, say dem suppose use correct investigation scatter the matter, because the story get as e be. According to am, “If na kidnap, where dem keep the ransom demand? Abi dem dey collect am in gold these days?”

Pipu for street dey talk say Lucy dey try play smart, say she dey do hide-and-seek with big money and bigger lies. But trust Nigerians, dem don already start to drop hot comments online like pepper soup.

Social Media Don Catch Fire – Nigerians No Dey Carry Last for Gist

As Lucy matter drop online, everywhere scatter like NEPA wire. Some dey support her, say maybe na true say dem kidnap her. Others dey drop meme anyhow, say Lucy na James Bond with earrings. One guy for X (formerly Twitter) post say, “This one na ‘Gold and Furious 9: Lucy’s Revenge.’”

Another user talk say, “Make EFCC help us check her WhatsApp last seen. If she dey kidnap, she no suppose dey online dey post filter selfie with small tears.”

Pipu don dey use the matter do comedy, but the vendor still dey wait make him gold reappear. Until then, Lucy dey on wanted list – whether na kidnap or na cruise, Gbas Gbos go continue!