Senate President Don Vex: Life Jail for Anybody Wey Dey Touch Small Pikin—No Fine, No Mercy

Gbas Gbos don land for National Assembly as Senate President don finally approve life imprisonment for anybody wey go do bad thing with small pikin. No fine, no parole, no pity—just permanent holiday for prison yard.

Senate President Godswill Akpabio no even smile when he yarn say dis kain offence different from ordinary r+pe. According to am, person wey fit carry five-year-old or ten-year-old pikin do that kain nonsense suppose face punishment wey go make others fear to even think am.

Akpabio even talk say e don see plenty cases wey children dey suffer, and e no wan make dem continue to dey cry inside court or for hospital bed again. The man mean business—na so e talk am loud say, “Make we separate d+filement from rape; if you touch pikin, na 20 years upward or life imprisonment straight.”

Lawmakers No Gree Soft—“Na Life Jail or Nothing,” Dem Shout

After Senate President Akpabio drop him bombshell, another senator, Adamu Aliero, carry microphone join matter. E say 20 years sef small—offenders no suppose see outside world again. In fact, e talk say, “Make dem no even dey give option of fine. Who wan fine evil?”

But na Senator Sunday Adeleke come scatter the table finally. E say make Nigeria borrow sense from countries like India and Pakistan wey no dey play with this kind case. For dem place, anybody wey try nonsense with minor, na capital offence straight.

Senators come reason am together, look the matter north, south, east and west—before dem come agree say na life imprisonment go fit send strong message give all the evil uncles and aunties wey no get fear of God.

Senate President Say Na to Protect Pikin Dem—Nigeria No Go Take Am Easy Again

At the end, the red chamber carry the decision like trophy—any man or woman wey touch small pikin go chop life jail, no fine, no negotiation. According to dem, the move go help protect children from wicked people wey don turn the thing to lifestyle.

Senate President Akpabio talk say dis one na way to bring back dignity and justice wey don dey miss for society. “Na children be tomorrow,” e talk. “If we no protect dem today, tomorrow go spoil finish.”

So, make everybody hear am clear: if your hand no dey stay one place, go tie am behind you before e land you for Kirikiri till further notice. As dem talk for street, “No be every temptation you suppose test—some dey come with free prison uniform!”