Ram Theft Wahala! Man Dey Deny, But Vigilante and Market People No Gree for FCT

Ram Theft Wahala: Gbas Gbos don land for one market inside FCT as local vigilante dem catch one man wey dey waka with ram wey no be him own. According to eye witness, di man package di ram like say e be him property, but sharp vigilante eye no gree for am.

Dem say di ram sef be like e know say e no suppose dey with di guy, as e dey shake body anyhow. Market pipu gather, dey ask di man where e see di ram, but di guy mouth just dey dance like generator wey wan off. Na so vigilante dem carry am go one side for proper interrogation.

One old mama for di market yarn say, “All dis wahala na because Sallah don near. Pipu no wan buy ram, dem wan do ‘borrow borrow’ instead. Dis life no balance!”

Market Pipu No Gree—Gbas Gbos Everywhere!

Ram Theft Wahala: As vigilante dem dey check di matter, market pipu no gree keep quiet. Some begin shout say dem don see di man before, say e don try carry goat last year but dem pursue am. Others dey argue say maybe na mistake, maybe di ram just follow am waka.

One aboki wey dey sell suya even joke say, “Kai! Maybe di ram sef no like hin original owner, e wan follow di man go new house!” But nobody wan hear joke that time, because everybody dey vex.

Police finally enter di matter, and dem talk say dem go carry di man go station for further investigation. One of di officers sef laugh small, say di ram go dey among di evidence dem go use. Na who go translate ram testimony now?

Ram Theft Wahala: Police Don Carry Case Go Station—Ram Still Dey Wait

Ram Theft Wahala: After plenty gbas gbos and shouting, police carry di man and di ram go station. Some pipu talk say make dem check CCTV for di market, but others talk say no need, say di ram self be di witness.

Meanwhile, di ram just dey look everybody like say e dey wonder wetin dey happen. One small pikin even ask, “Mummy, di ram go go court?” E mama just look am waka.

For now, di case still dey station, but one thing sure—Sallah or no Sallah, make nobody try ‘borrow’ ram again if e no wan see gbege.