Portable Land for Prison: Wahala no dey finish for Nigeria, especially when Portable dey inside the matter. One Chief Magistrate Court wey dey Ifo Local Government Area for Ogun State don finally land Portable, aka Zazu Zeh master, for inside gbege wey fit keep am for prison for three months. But as God go have am, dem still dash am one last chance: if e fit drop N30,000 like say na album promo, e go waka free.
The court yan say Portable no just assault police officer, him still resist arrest like say dem wan carry am go sing for village masquerade festival. E no gree collect warrant, e no gree cooperate—na full-blown gbas gbos be that.
How E Take Start: From Studio to Station
Portable Land for Prison: The kasala start for March 2023 when police waka go Portable side with arrest warrant. Instead make baba calm down, him turn action film. Na so e give one police inspector dirty slap and start to obstruct other officers.
Wetin shock everybody na say this one no be Portable first offense. Court talk say the real gbas gbos begin for November 18, 2022. Around 11 a.m. for Okeosa, Ilogbo side, Portable and him boys wey don enter voicemail mode allegedly plan kpankpe wey land one officer, Osimosu Emmanuel Oluwafemi, for full body beating.
Wahala No Dey Solo: Court Read Him Like Bad Lyrics
Portable Land for Prison: No be only assault Portable pack for court. According to Police Prosecutor, Inspector Olumide Awoleke, the singer follow carry criminal combo wey include conspiracy, assault, and even stealing studio equipment—yes oh, dem say he thief microphone wey suppose help him sing, Yamaha H55 monitor, and even AKG P420 condenser mic. Bros pack studio like say e dey open him own radio station.
Court yan say dem catch am for two solid counts. Count 1 na assault and Count 2 na resisting arrest. Count 3 wey involve stealing dem never fully nail am yet, but the evidence still dey pile like demo tracks.
The Judgment: Prison Time vs. Pocket Money
Portable Land for Prison: As Portable stand for dock, Chief Magistrate Babajide Ilo no waste time. E look case, look evidence, look Portable eye-to-eye and talk say: “You dey guilty for Counts 1 and 2.”
Judgment? One month imprisonment or N10,000 fine for the first charge. Then two more months or N20,000 fine for the second charge. Portable fit do the maths—prison for 3 months or fine of N30,000. Na the kind arithmetic wey dey make grown man sweat under agbada.
Portable Land for Prison: Social Media Dey Vex, Portable Still Dey Shalaye
As news break, social media scatter like DJ mix. Some fans dey shout “Free Zazu!”, others dey ask if na so celebrity life suppose be—beat police, resist arrest, steal mic join, then pay fine wey no pass cost of small phone.
Portable sef no gree calm down. E don begin drop freestyle for Instagram: “Dem wan bring Zazu down, but I dey rise like Lagos traffic!” Bros, rest. This one no be concert, na judgment.
Portable Land for Prison: As Portable dey calculate how to avoid prison without unfollowing court order, Nigerians dey wonder: which next artist go follow enter court next? For Naija, the music dey sweet, but the gbas gbos for backstage no dey ever end.
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