One Nigerian lawyer don carry Naija pride go another dimension — outer space! Owolabi Salis, wey be lawyer and politician, don set new record as the first Nigerian human being wey don waka comot earth to go space. Na no be joke o, no be sound studio — baba really enter space and wave Naija flag like say e dey inside World Cup opening ceremony.
Pipu dey shout “Omo Naija no dey carry last!” as Salis jump enter spaceship like say na danfo wey dey go Oshodi. The whole mission na part of global astronaut programme wey dey select sharp brains wey no just sabi law but sabi dream beyond gravity. And our own Salis no dull — he grab the chance with two hands like election ballot box.
For inside the spaceship, dem say Salis pack one small Naija flag, one packet of chin chin and two sachets of pure water for memory sake. As e reach space, e snap selfie with moon for background and send am give NASA pipu. Even alien dem dey wonder how person from Agege waka reach their backyard.
One Nigerian Lawyer Move From Courtroom To Cosmos Like Film Trick
One Nigerian lawyer wey sabi law well-well don show say ambition no get fuel limit. Before Owolabi Salis turn space explorer, na courtroom e dey scatter with legal grammar. But for inside him heart, dream of space dey burn like hot jollof rice. E no just want dey fight case — e wan float for sky without ladder.
Na since small pikin time, Salis don dey read space book pass law textbook. E go dey ask mama, “Why planet dey round? Why gravity dey behave like stubborn pikin?” Na that curiosity carry am reach one international astronaut training wey be like NYSC but with less shouting and more floating.
For that training, Salis learn how to survive with no pepper soup, how to use toilet wey dey hang for air, and how to communicate with control room without shouting “Hello, who dey breathe for there?” When e pass all the test, dem say “Oya enter ship,” and baba no even look back — e jump inside like say dem dey chase am for Lagos traffic.
One Nigerian Lawyer Scatter Social Media as E Reach Space Like Super Eagle
One Nigerian lawyer don turn hot topic for social media as im waka enter space. Twitter, TikTok and WhatsApp group just dey scatter with memes and shout. One girl talk say, “My boyfriend no fit carry me go Ikeja, but Salis don reach space. God when?” Another guy yarn say, “Na so e start. Next thing, dem go open suya joint for Mars.”
Even celebrities join the matter. One comedian post video say, “Salis no go use Uber, e go use spaceship! Na lawyer, na politician, now na astronaut. Na only chef e never be.” Nigerians, wey no dey carry last when e come cruise, begin create remix of Salis’ journey. Dem call am Astronaut with Agbada.
But no be everybody believe the story sha. One man for beer parlour shout say, “Na edited picture. I go believe when I see am for NTA News 9pm!” But deep inside, everybody dey proud say Naija don finally get representative for sky — no be only for football field again. Salis don show say no dream too big if you fit hustle pass Sapa.
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