Na wah o! One Lagos man for Iju area shock everybody as e turn him residential building to full-time illegal abattoir. Instead of watching TV for parlour, na cow dey struggle for life inside the living room. Pipu wey dey the area begin suspect say something no pure when the smell of fresh cow blood start to disturb early morning breeze.
One mama wey live opposite the house shout say, “I don dey wonder since why fly full my window every time. I no know say na cow head dem dey roast next door!” Children for the area sef dey fear pass horror film anytime dem see blood flow like say dem dey shoot Nollywood movie.
The man no get any government approval, no hygiene level, nothing. Him just carry knife begin dey slice meat like say e be certified butcher. If to say e use the energy go legit way, e for don become meat exporter by now. But Lagos no dey carry nonsense play.
One Lagos Man Collect Wotowoto as Environment Ministry Burst Him Cow Joint!
As report reach Lagos Ministry of Environment, dem mobilize sharp-sharp like SWAT team. Dem land for Iju like hurricane. Pipu wey dey do morning jogging pause as dem see environmental officials storm the compound with camera, seal, and evidence bag.
Dem see knife, blood-stained floor, roasted cow head, even charcoal pit wey dem dey use roast meat. Officials shout say, “Na residential area be this o! Pipu dey chop for this environment, and you dey operate like jungle man!” The abattoir no get drainage or any proper sanitation – na direct to gutter style.
Dem arrest the man and seal the building like sardine. He beg tire but no pity for am. Government talk say anybody wey wan do meat business must pass the proper channel or face serious gbas gbos. Environmental hygiene no be joke, especially for mega city like Lagos.
One Lagos Man Cause Wahala for Social Media – Nigerians Don Begin Roast Am Online!
As the matter hit internet, Nigerians carry am like public holiday gist. Pipu wey don chop meat for that area begin fear say dem don unknowingly chop “backyard beef.” One Twitter user write, “I sabi that compound o! Na there one meat seller dey collect cow head every Friday!”
Another person drop comment say, “So all this while, we dey chop ‘home service cow’? God abeg o!” Social media no take am easy – memes begin fly, people dey laugh but still dey para say this kind illegal food hustle fit poison person.
Lagos government don warn say dem go comb every nook and cranny to fish out people wey dey run abattoir like kitchen. As e be so, make everybody shine eye. No be every meat be meat – some na backyard beef with extra wahala.
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