One FCMB Branch for Lagos Catch Tech Thief Wey Hide for Ceiling — Bank Staff Shout “Who Lock This Door

One FCMB branch for Lagos nearly scatter when dem catch one thief wey hide for ceiling like cockroach. Bros enter the bank like normal customer, go toilet, lock himself, then do James Bond move enter ceiling. Na there e camp overnight dey wait make everybody go house.

As night fall, staff close shop. Nobody know say dem get one “IT contractor” wey no get appointment letter inside the roof. Bros chill for up like bat. E carry small bag, wire, and laptop tools like say e dey audition for “Fast and Curious.”

Next morning, wahala burst when one office door no gree open. Staff shout: “Na ghost or na spirit?” Na when dem break the door, dem catch the guy red-handed dey tap computer with small smile like say e dey play Solitaire.

One FCMB Branch Computers Begin Show ‘Restarting’ as Hacker Dey Click Inside Ceiling

As dem catch the guy, e still dey press one keyboard like say na him build the software. Some computers even dey display message like “Restarting… Click OK to Accept.” One staff talk say, “Wetin we go accept? Who give am access?”

The suspect dey sweat anyhow as dem confront am. Him begin beg say, “Abeg I no come thief, I just wan help una update una system small.” But the way he hide no resemble helper at all — na pure tech ninja movement.

Meanwhile, some IT staff don dey trace wetin the guy touch. E be like say he no reach where money dey, but if to say dem no catch am early, e fit use mouse transfer better money wey go disappear like NEPA light.

One FCMB Branch Customers Shock as Viral Video Show Hacker Dey Beg Like Pikin Wey Chop Biscuit Without Permission

One video wey don waka wella online show as security drag the guy like market thief. Him dey shout, “I act alone o! Na hunger push me. I sabi tech but no job!” Dem hold am tight like bag of rice, before dem hand am over to police.

Pipu begin react online. One netizen talk, “So FCMB toilet dey lead to tech lab? Na wah!” Another one talk, “How person go pass security, enter ceiling and still dey click mouse like tech bro?” The questions plenty pass answers.

As at now, FCMB never release official statement, but police don dey handle the matter. The guy fit face serious gbege if dem confirm say he try hack system. Moral of the story? For Lagos, even ceiling get tenant. Shine ya eye before you flush!