One 34-Year-Old Bros Don Cry Say Him Sp3rm Don Die — Doctor Dash Am Bitter News Say E No Fit Born

One 34-year-old bros don cry reach social media after doctor tell am say all him sp3rm don waka go meet Baba God — nothing dey work again for that department. The news hit am like NEPA transformer wey blow for rainy season.

One 34-year-old bros say him and him wife don dey try knack belle for months, thinking say e go enter one day. But na so so negative pregnancy result dey show. As e don tire, dem carry body go hospital. Doctor run test, come carry result give am like WAEC slip — but this one na F9 in baby-making.

One 34-year-old bros no believe him eyes. “When I see ‘zero motility’ and ‘dead cells,’ I almost tear the paper,” he talk. “I ask the doctor say if dem mix water and salt, e no fit wake them?” Bros dey try laugh the pain off, but e clear say e pain am deep.

One 34-Year-Old Bros Say Him Dreams Don Collapse Like Budget

One 34-year-old bros say him life plan don get comma. For him mind, e go don dey teach pikin how to play ball, carry dem go barbing salon, even watch cartoon together. But now, na to dey scroll Instagram dey look other people pikin pictures.

One 34-year-old bros no hide am. “Na small pikin greet me ‘Uncle’ for compound, I feel like carry am run,” he talk. “I just dey imagine say na my own. But reality don slap me say I no fit born.”

The bros say some family members no help matter. One aunty say na spiritual attack, another say make e try drink ogogoro with okra water. “Dem dey talk all sort nonsense like say na ritual I go use born pikin,” he yarn. “Nobody wan understand say science talk say my factory don lock.”

One 34-Year-Old Bros Still Get Small Hope for Corner

One 34-year-old bros say even though the news choke am, him no go give up. E dey plan to try IVF, donor sp3rm, or even consider adoption. “Hope no die na,” he talk. “If na another man soldiers go help me win the war, make we match go front.”

One 34-year-old bros say e don dey save small small for treatment. “I hear say IVF dey cost like rent for Banana Island, but I ready,” he talk. “If I no fit use my own make pikin, I go adopt one and love am pass my beard.”

The bros still dey advise other men: “No just dey do anyhow for bed think say you dey deliver. Make una go check una engine room. Na wetin spoil my show be that. I think say I be champion, no know say I no get team.”