Obasanjo — How I Take Sack My Pikin Because She Come Late For Work

Gbas gbos don land again as former Presido, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, don open mouth tell everybody how e pursue e own pikin comot from e farm because she no fit respect time. Baba say e no get time for nonsense, and e own pikin no go use style take rub body collect special treatment.

Obasanjo yarn dis one when e host Dr. Dayo Israel, wey be new Oga Kpatakpata for Board of Management for Federal Medical Centre (FMC) Idi-Aba, Abeokuta. Baba say make Dr. Israel shine eye well well because leadership no be beans, and person wey wan do am well go step on plenty toes.

How E Own Pikin Chop Sack for Farm

Baba Obasanjo no dey use eye see latecomers, even if na e own blood. E say after e comot for office as Head of State, e first pikin wey dey study Veterinary Medicine for University of Ibadan come e farm come do practical. First day, she show face by 7:15 a.m. instead of 7:00 a.m. Baba warn am sharp-sharp say “no try am again o!”

But as e be say coconut head dey run for some people body, the babe still come late the next day. Na so Baba para, fling gate open, and tell am say, “Carry ya load dey go!” Workers wey dey farm shock! Dem look demself say, “Ha! If Baba fit do e pikin like this, who we be?” From dat day, nobody try show face late again.

To Be Leader, You Go Step on Toes

As Baba don scatter everywhere with e latecomer gbas gbos, e use style tell Dr. Israel say if e wan run FMC well, e go step on plenty toes. “If you wan do am well, no fear anybody. Just be fair, just, and humane. But if toe step necessary, abeg, step am well!”

E still use mouth give tuale to the hospital Oga, Prof. Adewale Musa-Olomu, say e don run things well for the past seven and a half years. Baba come bless Dr. Israel with wisdom wey e say go help am fit shake table well well.

Dr. Israel Collect Baba Wisdom, Vow to Scatter Work

As Dr. Israel hear all the gbas gbos from Baba, e shake head say, “Ah, Baba Obasanjo na real wahala man o! But e wisdom dey tight!” The chairman say e go use Baba advise take do the work, and e don already get big plans to turn FMC Abeokuta to first-class hospital.

One of e big plans na to comot the hospital from national grid enter renewable energy. Him say e ready do partnership with anybody wey get better idea. As e dey waka go meet big people, e visit Alake, Osile, and Olowu royal fathers, wey bless am well well. E still go meet former NSCDC boss, Dr. John Ade Abolurin, wey shake am hand give am morale.
As e be like this, all eyes don dey on FMC Abeokuta. We go see how e go run am!