NYSC Allowance: E be like say one NYSC corper for Naija don jam unexpected miracle wey fit turn gbege. Di young lady wey dey serve di country wakka enter social media come announce say she see ₦777K for her account instead of di usual ₦77K NYSC allawee. Wahala be like bicycle, e no dey hard to start!
As di corper check her account balance, her eye clear like person wey drink ice water for harmattan. She talk say she no fit keep di money because she sabi say kasala fit burst if she no report am. Na so she carry her leg waka go police station to go talk wetin happen. Naija pipu wey hear di gist dey wonder if dem for do di same or if dem for sharply withdraw di money go do thanksgiving.
But e get as e be, some netizens no gree. Dem dey ask, “My sister, na you dey do EFCC work? If dem overpay you, no be say na God don butter your bread?” But di corper no gree hear dat one. She don ready package herself go return di money before NYSC come change am for am.
NYSC Allowance: Police Station Gbege, Na Who Go Collect di Money Now?
NYSC Allowance: As di corper land for police station, she explain her matter give di officers. Dem first look her like say she be spirit. One officer even ask am, “My sister, you sure say you well? Abi na April Fool for March you wan do?”
Di wahala no end there o. Di police come dey reason, “Who we go give di money now? Make we call NYSC office? Abi make we hold am for evidence?” Na so di argument start inside station like Nollywood film. Some police officers even suggest say make dem do small ‘investigation’ to confirm say di money no be destiny helper wey mistakenly credit di corper.
Meanwhile, di corper stand gidigba, she no gree comot for station until dem carry di money go di right place. Some pipu wey dey hear di matter begin shout, “Naija police no go use this one buy weekend rice and chicken so?” Di corper no gree, she don stand on her truth like rock of Gibraltar.
NYSC Allowance: Netizens React, “She Try or She Mumu?”
As di matter enter social media, na so gbas gbos start. Some pipu dey hail di corper say she get clean mind, say she be better person wey no like owo wey no be her own. One person talk say, “If Nigeria get like 1,000 of this kind corper, di country go better.”
But others no gree at all! Some online commenters dey drag am say she no get sense. One guy shout say, “If na me, I go just buy land for Lekki and call am ‘Miracle Estate’!” Another one say, “Madam, if dem mistakenly overpay politician, e go ever return am? Abeg use sense next time!”
No be small matter o. Di corper still dey stand on her decision, but e be like say dis experience don teach am lesson say for Naija, even honesty fit cause wahala. As di gist dey go viral, pipu dey wait to see wetin NYSC go talk. Whether dem go hail am or whether dem go tell am say di money no be mistake after all.
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