NIMC Don Talk Say NIN Portal Dey Work Gidigba, Even As Pipu Still Dey Shout Say E Don Break Down

Na Friday wey NIMC open mouth yarn say dem NIN verification portal still dey function wella. Dis one come shock many Nigerians, wey don dey complain since say dem no fit verify anything online or through telecom services. NIMC come carry belle for ground talk say nothing do their system, make we no dey fear.

But Nigerians no gree! For street, for office, even online, people dey para say dem NIN no dey go through. One man for Lagos talk say he try link him NIN with him line tire, na “error message” be him breakfast, lunch and dinner. Even some network operators dey blow alarm say dem dey experience network wahala from NIMC side.

NIMC sha still stand gidigba like iroko tree. Dem say dem portal no crash, say na maybe small “technical” glitch here and there, but e no mean say the whole system collapse. Meanwhile, plenty Nigerians don begin suspect say maybe na spiritual attack or dem go need network deliverance for the portal.

Network Pipu Dey Shout, Subscribers Dey Cry

Telecom operators no hide mouth – dem don talk say dis NIN wahala dey affect their job. MTN, Airtel, Glo and co say their customers dey complain tire say dem no fit verify NIN to activate new lines or retrieve blocked ones. One operator even joke say, “na only prayer and fasting go fit unlock this NIMC matter.”

Some subscribers wey wan do urgent sim swap or open bank account say dem dey stranded like stranded goat. Dem go cyber café, spend time and money, only to hear “portal no dey respond.” Wahala be like bicycle wey no get brake.

Dis kain gbege don make some pipu begin wonder if dis NIN linking tin no be scam. “Why dem force us to link if dem no go maintain the system?” one angry woman shout for bank hall. NIMC we dey look you o, abeg make una fix am once and for all!

Na Nigerians Dey Mad or Na NIMC Dey Form Busy?

As NIMC dey insist say their portal dey work well, Nigerians begin ask: “Na we dey mad abi na una dey form busy?” Because the complaint level don high reach federal government ear. Even some customer care agents don tire to explain why people NIN no dey verify.

Some Nigerians don turn engineers overnight, dey try refresh browser, change phone, even use VPN – yet nothing change. One youth for Abuja talk say, “I don try am for morning, afternoon, and night – e no gree work. But NIMC say na me dey see double.”

E be like say wahala dey somewhere and everybody dey do “eye service.” Until NIMC finally agree say network no dey stable, Nigerians go continue dey shout, “Fix your portal, we dey suffer!”