Mama Ekaette Cry Blood as Fake Money Clear All Her Smoked Fish for Roadside, Dem Don Scam Me Finish

Mama Ekaette no believe her eyes when she count her money after sell finish. “Na so I dey happy say business boom today. I sell all my fish, come dey calculate wetin I go use buy small beans and tomatoes. As I open the money, na there I see say I don enter one chance!”

Mama Ekaette say the okada man wey buy the fish fine wella, wear neat shirt and even greet her with ‘Good afternoon ma.’ “As I see am, I no suspect anything. Him talk say na him mama dey hospital and na fish she dey crave. Me wey get mother heart come dash am extra fish join.”

Mama Ekaette say as she try use the money buy Maggi, the seller shout like person wey see snake. “Dem talk say the money na fake, say even blind man go sabi. I shock, my leg begin shake. Na so tears begin drop like rain. Wetin I go tell my pikin dem now?”

Mama Ekaette Explain How the Scam Take Land Her

Mama Ekaette say she no dey use POS because her area no too get network. “Na cash I dey collect and I dey always check, but that day my mind no even touch. The okada man rush me, say he dey late go back village. Me wey no sabi say na devil mission him carry, just collect the money sharp sharp.”

Mama Ekaette talk say she even dash the man one piece of fish extra because e talk say him mama like tail pass. “I laugh say him mama sabi better thing. If I know say na fake notes dey my hand, I for take that fish knock him head.”

Mama Ekaette say she don learn lesson the hard way. “As e be now, I go dey use torchlight check any money wey reach my hand. If you bring money wey no shine well, carry your hunger go.”

Mama Ekaette Vex for Police and Shout Say Justice Must Happen

Mama Ekaette say she waka go police station with the fake money, but the way dem take handle the matter make her blood hot. “Dem ask me say whether I get CCTV or plate number. I say I be fish seller, no be FBI. Dem come tell me say make I go report for headquarters. Which kind wahala be this?”

Mama Ekaette shout say if dem no catch the okada man, she go carry microphone dey warn all fish sellers for market. “If you see okada man wey fine too much, no sell give am. Na dem dey carry cruise for this fake money business.”

Ekaette Mama say she no go give up. “Make dem talk say I old, but my fish dey hot and my sense still dey sharp. Next time, anybody wey bring fake money go chop hot pepper fish wey no get water.”