Love Letter: Wahala be like bicycle! One papa don see wetin e no expect after e check him 8-year-old pikin school bag. As per normal, na assignment and lunch pack e dey expect, but wetin e jam shock am—na love letter!
The letter no be small play-play talk o. Na full romantic lines like “You’re my smile, my tears, my laughter—my heart, my soul, my love.” Papa say e no even sure say e don ever use that kind sweet words for him wife before. As e read am finish, e begin ask who dey teach small pikin all these things.
Now, e don dey wonder if na cartoon, TikTok, or classmate dey give him pikin inspiration. E come decide say e go find advice before e take action.
Love Letter: Who Teach This Pikin Love Talk?
No be small gbege as papa dey ask where e go start from. E first check if na from house e pikin learn am, but e sure say no be from him side. Na so e begin remember say these days, even small pikin sabi use “baby” and “boo” talk.
E say the thing wey dey pain am pass be say the words too deep! “My day would not be complete without you.” Na wa! Even full-grown men no fit write love letter reach like this. Papa dey fear say if e no address am now, e fit hear wedding plans by 12 years old.
Him neighbors dey laugh say maybe na sign say the pikin go be poet or writer, but papa no gree. E say love matter no suppose enter school bag at this age.
Make I Ground This Pikin or Leave Am?
Now papa don enter serious thinking mode. E dey ask whether e go confront e pikin, report the matter to school, or just pretend say e no see am. Some pipu dey advise make e relax, say na normal pikin play. Others dey talk say e suppose sit e pikin down and gree talk about love and boundaries.
As e be, papa don dey fear say if e no act fast, e fit soon dey see Valentine gift and love mixtape for inside school bag. E dey beg for advice—how he go take handle this kind wahala before e turn something else?
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