LASTMA Officer Wey Dey Collect ₦30k Daily Don Lose Job After Ogogoro Palava – Na Him Biggest Mistake

LASTMA officer wey sabi road like him back pocket dey cash out steady. Every Lagos traffic light na potential pay point. “I dey make close to ₦30,000 per day, no cap,” the officer yarn us, tapping him chest like say na ritual.

LASTMA officer no dey joke with him “morning shift.” Once he land road, motorists go just dey drop “urgent 2k” like rain. “Dem dey respect uniform,” he brag, but we sabi say na fear of ticket dey motivate that respect.

LASTMA believe say the hustle na legit. “If dem no want delay, dem go reason you,” he add. The way he narrate am, e be like say traffic na business and him na the CEO of stop-and-go enterprises.

LASTMA Officer Drink Pass Him Power, Come Toast Inspector Wife

LASTMA officer say na just small Friday turn-up he plan. But as ogogoro enter system, everything scatter. “I just order one bottle, next thing I dey dance azonto on top speaker,” he confess with laugh wey pain.

officer gree say na him mouth put am for trouble. “Dem say I dey toast one woman, I no know say na Inspector wife.” Before he sober up, him viral video don trend for LASTMA group chat. Fame wey he no bargain for.

LASTMA officer show up for work on Monday, na sack letter greet am. “Dem no even shout. Just paper for my table – TERMINATED,” he sigh. “Even my LASTMA raincoat still dey there till today.”

LASTMA Officer Turn Life Coach After Traffic Career Crash

LASTMA don turn philosopher now. “If ogogoro fit end my ₦30k per day career, my brother, avoid am like pothole,” he advise with street wisdom. Na life lesson from traffic to trenches.

LASTMA officer dey manage Okada work now with him cousin bike. From ₦30k per day to ₦3k with back pain, the downgrade no be beans. But he still dey smile. “Na who dey alive dey complain,” he reason.

LASTMA say him go soon write book – From LASTMA to Last Chance. “I go use my story help young officers. Make dem no let ogogoro use dem do mumu,” he conclude. True talk from one man wey don see am finish.