Lagos, the land of legendary traffic jams, has suddenly turned into a scene from a Hollywood movie where the roads are as empty as politician’s promise. Yes, you heard that right! The city’s traffic has decided to take an extended vacation, leaving puzzled residents scratching their heads. In this jaw-dropping report, our very own Alabi Sunday delves into the mystery behind disappearing vehicles and the BRT park frenzy.
Empty Roads in Lagos: Why Traffic Takes a Back Seat as Fuel Prices Soar
So, you know those usually bustling roads in Apapa, Ikeja, Marina, and Victoria Island? Well, they’ve been having some downtime lately, enjoying a break from their usual role as a parking lot for cars that are just inching along. But don’t worry, the roads aren’t on strike—they’re just taking a breather from their marathon traffic sessions.
Now, here’s the scoop: The great vanishing act of traffic can be traced back to the cost of our dear friend, Petroleum Motor Spirit (PMS), affectionately known as petrol. It seems this liquid gold has decided to get a bit too expensive, flirting with price ranges like N580 to N600 per liter. And as it turns out, vehicles aren’t exactly thrilled with this pricey romance.
Why Lagos Commuters Are Ditching Cars for Affordable BRT Rides
We had a heart-to-heart with Mr. Emeka Chinedu, a self-proclaimed “clearing agent,” who usually commutes from Abule-Egba to Apapa. He spilled the beans on his new relationship status with his car—it’s complicated. You see, for the past month, he’s traded his steering wheel for a bus seat, all thanks to the absurd fuel costs.
Chinedu’s mathematical masterpiece goes like this: “Every two days, I feed my ride 20 liters of the “golden juice” fuel. That’s a whopping N11,600 down the drain. And let’s not even talk about the fact that this ritual costs me around N30,000 every week.” But wait, here comes the punchline: “Meanwhile, the state-controlled Bus Rapid Scheme (BRT) is out here dropping fares like it’s hot. With less than N600, I can get to Apapa from Abule-Egba in style!”
Lagos Commuters and BRTs: A Tale of Rollercoaster of Fuel Prices
Hold on, there’s more comedy gold. Umar Muhammed, a 9-to-5 champion, dishes out his financial sitcom: “Ikeja to Marina and back for just N500 a day? If I drove my own car, my wallet would be weeping tears of fuel worth at least N30,000 per week. No wonder BRT parks are hotter than the latest Lagos party.”
But what about those yellow buses, the daredevils of the road? They’re feeling the effects of this traffic magician too. Alhaji Jamiu Khalid, a bus wrangler, steps into the spotlight with a profound statement: “Yes, the roads are a bit more chill, but petrol prices? Oh, they’re on a wild rollercoaster. People are expecting transport fares to drop, but fuel is like that stubborn ex who won’t leave you alone.”
Lagos Traffic Comedy
Khalid’s wisdom continues: “Unlike those fancy state-run buses that got some sweet deals from the government, we yellow bus hustlers are just here trying to keep the lights on. If petrol keeps playing hard to get, fares won’t be coming down anytime soon. Free roads are cool and all, but they won’t magically shrink fare prices.”
So, there you have it—Lagos traffic is taking a siesta, and BRT parks are the new hotspot for the budget-conscious crowd. It’s a comedy of errors where fuel prices are the punchline, and vehicles are playing hard to get. Until the petrol price rollercoaster decides to stop spinning, it looks like we’ll all be channeling our inner bus enthusiast. Stay tuned for more traffic dramas and fuel follies
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