Grandpa Don Vex! 80-Year-Old Man Serve 70-Year-Old Wife Divorce Papers Over Shocking Allegations

Grandpa Don Vex: Grandpa open court matter with serious face as he serve divorce papers to him wife of over 50 years. According to am, marriage wey suppose be cool breeze don turn to hot pepper for skin. “I no come this life to dey collect insult,” Grandpa yarn confidently.

Grandpa tell the judge say the woman wey he carry from village in 19-kirikiri now dey show him pepper like say na market competition. “Every small thing na quarrel, every big thing na war. Even NEPA no get this kind light and thunder,” Grandpa complain.

Grandpa cause small laugh for court when he say he wan chop him retirement in peace, no be inside wrestling ring. “Make I no go take high BP enter grave. Peace pass love wey dey give me headache,” Grandpa add.

Grandpa Don Vex: Grandpa Accuse Madam Say She Don Change From Sweetheart to Streetfighter

Grandpa no hold back at all. He talk say madam don dey treat am like say he be tenant wey no dey pay rent. “She dey shout anyhow, dey call me ‘old cargo’ for front of neighbors,” Grandpa expose.

Grandpa even complain say him food don reduce like fuel for subsidy era. “If I no beg three times, no food. Even when food land, na salt and sadness full the plate,” Grandpa yarn, holding back tears and pepper soup memories.

Grandpa still accuse madam say she dey stop him padi dem from visiting, say dem be “bad influence”. “Na the same pipu wey help me build this pension plan o! Now she dey form pastor for house,” Grandpa add with side-eye.

Grandpa Don Vex: Grandpa No Get Time for Online Sympathy – ‘I Wan Die Happy!’

Grandpa no even send social media dragging. “Make dem talk from now till tomorrow, dem no dey my shoe. And this my shoe get spiritual mileage,” Grandpa fire back when reporters ask am about internet reactions.

Grandpa say all he want now na small peace, good soup, and maybe one or two grandchildren visit without drama. “Na only one life I get, I no wan use am dey collect insult like MTN recharge card,” Grandpa reason.

Grandpa advice young pipu make dem shine eye before love blind dem finish. “If the pepper too much for soup, abeg, throway plate. No dey wait till your blood pressure turn to national anthem,” Grandpa drop mic and waka comot from court.