Fake Housemaid: Gbas gbos land one Port Harcourt family like thunder after dem find out say di housemaid wey dem don dey live with for months — Chioma — na full-grown man wey disguise as woman. Di supposed nanny dey act gentle, dey wear wrapper, tie scarf like Sister Mary. But body movement and bathroom avoidance begin raise suspicion.
Wahala start when their 7-year-old son mistakenly enter the fake housemaid room to find charger. As e open curtain, na ‘cassava’ e jam instead of pant. Shouting begin, mama faint, papa shout, even gate man run comot for fear say juju dey involved.
Dem no waste time, dem hold Chioma (wey later confess say him name na Chinedu), tear shirt, and carry torchlight find out say everything na full equipment — not even borrowed parts. Chioma talk say na “hardship and hunger” push am enter nanny disguise ministry.
Fake Housemaid Confess Say Hunger Push Am Wear Bra – ‘No Be My Fault,’ E Talk
After dem don calm down di commotion, papa of di house shout like person wey catch side chick: “So na man dey inside my wife bathroom all this while?!” Dem invite police sharply, but even the DPO nearly laugh fall when e see the ‘nanny’.
As e dey talk for police station, Fake Housemaid (aka Chinedu) say him try different work, but nobody wan give am job. E see say nanny work dey in high demand — so e go ‘borrow’ wig, collect padded bra from him sister, and turn to Chioma wey sabi sweep, cook, and chop food pass real house girl.
According to Fake Housemaid, “No be crime to survive. If woman fit act like man for Nollywood, why man no fit act like woman for real life?” But police no buy that yarn. E still enter cell for impersonation and possible criminal intent.
Fake Housemaid Trend Online – Nigerians No Gree as Dem Begin Vex and Laugh Together
As dem carry am go station, pipu don already snap picture and upload for social media. Twitter and TikTok don carry the gist reach global. Hashtag #FakeHousemaid don climb number one for Naija trend. Some dey vex say this na sign say pipu fit enter house anyhow. Others dey use am crack joke say “Chioma wey sabi cook stew, but no sabi hide cucumber.”
Madam of the house dey emotional. She say she even dey share personal gist with am, and dey give ‘Chioma’ her old clothes. She talk say, “I feel violated… Like say I don bath man wey I no marry!”
Di last update na say one skit maker don offer Fake Housemaid acting contract say his cross-dress level pass some popular online comedians. But police talk say skit or no skit, matter must go court.
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