One babe don enter street of heartbreak after she yarn say her ex-boyfriend carry “revenge mission” reach her house just because she no gree marry am. According to the babe, everything wey the Ex-Boyfriend don ever buy for her since dem start to dey — including spoon, extension cord, wig, and even tissue — he pack all back like say na loan.
She say, “The guy kneel down propose, I no gree. Next thing, na ‘recovery mode’ he enter. Him even carry the electric kettle I dey use boil indomie!” Na so social media scatter with comments like, “Na EFCC level recovery be this o!”
Crowd Dey Watch Like Netflix: Ex-Boyfriend Dey Carry Load, Pipu Dey Laugh
As the guy begin dey load him car with “ex-properties,” neighbours begin show face. Some dey record, others dey offer commentary: “Ah! See am! He even carry back charger wey he borrow her for 2022!” One mama for the compound talk say, “This one pass African Magic drama. Na real-life episode we dey watch.”
Passersby join the crowd, with some even dey ask if na skit. One area guy talk say, “E be like say the guy don dey watch too much ‘Relocation with Emotions’ series.” But the man no send anybody—him focus na to complete his emotional audit and carry every single item, including bucket and shower cap.
Online Pipu No Gree Keep Quiet: Internet Don Divide Over Who Dey Right
As the gist hit internet, Naija Twitter and Instagram don divide like Red Sea. Some pipu dey support the guy, say na investment he dey protect. One user post, “If she no gree sign lifetime contract, make she return company properties.” Others bash am, talk say love no be itemized receipt.
Meanwhile, the babe drop final message for am online: “You fit carry your load, but you no fit carry back the time wey I waste on top you.” Omo, everywhere scatter! Na so the gist take trend with hashtags like #ExRecoveryMission and #ProposalGoneWrong.
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