Ex-Banker Officer Land for Court Over Alleged ₦423m Polaris Bank Customer Ojoro – Na Who Chop Na Him Go Pay

My pipu, wahala don jam ex-banker officer wey work for Polaris Bank. Court don drag am come answer serious matter as dem allege say e don knack customer ojoro wey heavy reach ₦423 million. If to say na cement e buy, e for don build small city for Lekki.

Story wey land for court be say di ex-banker use him office position package correct scam wey make customer release hin money like say na new song wey just drop. Customer think say di bank staff na angel wey go protect di cash, meanwhile oga don dey plan how to upgrade him lifestyle.

As e be like this, police and EFCC no wan hear “sorry”. Dem carry am go court make e come explain how hin take do abracadabra for di heavy cash. Wahala no dey finish o!

Ex-Banker Officer Hear Tori Wey Burst Brain

Court matter no dey easy, my pipu. Na so di customer wey dem chop hin money nearly faint for court. ₦423 million wey disappear no be beans. Family wey follow am come dey fan am with file make breeze touch body.

Judge sef no smile. E just look ex-banker officer like person wey wan borrow trouble from village. Di yarn wey leak be say judge talk say di thing serious pass wetin ex-banker dey imagine. EFCC carry case for head like gala seller for traffic – dem no wan free anybody until dem see who carry di money enter house.

If dem hold am guilty, na Ikoyi Correctional Palace go be him new office. From customer service to prison service – na sharp career change be that

Ex-Banker Officer Trend for Street and Social Media

As usual, Naija pipu no dey carry last for gist. Once dem hear say ex-banker officer don swallow ₦423m, social media scatter. Some pipu dey laugh say na small town for Ogun State e for buy. Others dey para say make banks dey check staff brain well-well before dem trust dem with pipu money.

One Twitter guy drop am hot: “Na why I dey hide my money under bed. At least if rat chop am, e go do am small-small, e no go vanish like magic.” Another one yan say some bankers dey waka with invisible POS for conscience.

Court don adjourn di matter, everybody dey wait to see if ex-banker officer go return di money or begin sing like Davido for witness stand. Moral of di story: for this Naija, shine your eye, because even bank wey wear suit fit run you street!