Soldiers Palava:Na for Enugu Nsukka Road, wey gbege start like Nollywood Part 1. One keke driver dey waka him own jejely until im motor waka pass one big puddle of muddy water. Before you fit talk “sorry”, the water don waka go meet some Nigerian soldiers wey dey pass. Eye contact happen, face change, and na so wahala switch from zero to hundred.
Eyewitness wey dey the scene yarn say the soldiers no gree make the matter pass. Dem stop the driver, knack am serious soldier look, and from that moment everybody know say this movie never end. If na TikTok skit, e for end here — but this one na real life.
From Steering Wheel Enter Swimming Pool
Instead make soldiers just tell the man “guy, watch your front”, dem decide to give am punishment wey go make sense for village meeting gist. According to people wey watch live, dem order the driver to comot from him motor and enter the same muddy water wey cause the wahala.
As per soldier order, the man begin wade through the dirty puddle like say him dey audition for “Gulder Ultimate Search: Mud Edition”. People for road begin gather, some dey laugh, others dey record video like tomorrow no dey. The man just dey waka slow slow inside the mud as everybody dey look am like reality TV contestant.
Social Media Don Carry the Matter
You know say Naija no dey waste time — once camera enter, na viral level we dey. The video don land for social media with plenty people drop comment. Some dey support the soldiers, talk say e go teach am lesson to dey careful for road. Others talk say the punishment too much and no follow law.
As e be so, this one don turn street debate matter: “If you splash soldier, you go fit escape this kind swimming practice?” Whether you dey team soldier or team driver, one thing sure — for Nsukka Road that day, muddy water get final say.
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