Lagos security man wey dem trust with key and compound don fall hand big time. Instead make e secure the mansion, baba carry the whole property waka — including electronics, jewellery, kitchen gadgets, and even bedsheet. According to tori, the matter shelle when the oga of the house travel small and leave am to dey watch over things.
Oga come back see say house dry like person wey do 21 days dry fasting. TV don waka, fridge vanish, laptop dey miss, and even the wall clock no dey tick again. Na that moment e realize say the security man don turn magician — disappear with ₦16 million worth of property without trace.
Neighbor wey dey close to the house even yarn say the security man dey behave somehow the week before — dey play Burna Boy loud and dey talk say “soft life na the goal.” Who know say na escape plan him dey arrange?
Lagos Security Man Finally Jam Police Woto-Woto for Benue Beer Parlour
As Lagos police begin their James Bond investigation, dem follow small tip wey land dem for Benue. The suspect don dey try sell the stolen items online like say na Jumia sales e dey run. Dem track one of the gadgets post reach one joint for Benue where baba dey chop goat meat pepper soup with chilled beer.
No long talk, na so dem pin am like akara for frying pan. The security man shock like NEPA pole, e no even try run. One police officer talk say, “E think say we no go catch am, but Naija police no dey sleep again.” Dem bundle am go station, and the items begin dey recover small small.
Reports say the guy plan to use the items to start electronics shop for Makurdi. But with the way e go dey face court now, e go start another kind of shop — one wey come with iron bars and orange uniform.
Lagos Security Man Don Turn Celebrity for Social Media — Na Drag and Cruise Full Everywhere!
Social media no waste time begin para as the gist hit online. Twitter, Facebook and Instagram enter gear 5. One person tweet: “So na my gate man go get pass me for life? Make I go reapply for my own TV back.” Another drop am hot: “This Lagos Security Man na real entrepreneur o — just say na the criminal version.”
Hashtag like #WetinMySecurityManFitDo begin trend. Pipu dey share their own house help horror stories. Some even open Twitter Space titled “Lagos Security Man Chronicles — When Trust Backfire.” Na cruise and gbas gbos full ground.
But seriously, many pipu dey talk say make house owners begin run background check, because not be everybody wey wear uniform go protect you. Some dey guard you during the day, but dey guard your belongings for night — straight to their own warehouse.
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