“VP Shettima Touch Down Mokwa – Tinubu Drop N2bn Like Bomb to Rebuild Broken Houses!”

Vice President Kashim Shettima don show face for Mokwa, Niger State, and everywhere scatter with excitement. Bros no just come waka pass – na serious national assignment carry am reach that side. As he land, people begin shout, “Hope don show!” because the wahala wey flood and bandits cause for the area no be here. Houses demolish like say dem play Mortal Kombat with bulldozer.

VP Shettima no waste time. He waka round the tattered houses, dey nod head like elder wey dey calculate bride price. He tell the people say President Tinubu dey aware of wetin dem pass through and solution dey come sharp sharp like Lagos danfo. The VP even yarn say e pain dem for belle how people suffer loss and displacement. Na that one we dey call “sympathy with action” – no be just long speech.

Tinubu Approve N2 Billion – E No Be Audio Money!

Gbas Gbos! President Bola Ahmed Tinubu don finally drop green light for N2 billion to take rebuild all the houses wey flood and bandit palava destroy for Mokwa. According to Shettima, this one no be promise and fail like some people wey dey always say “we go do am” – this na cash wey don dey ready to move. Mokwa people fit begin buy cement with joy now.

According to inside gist, the money go enter through proper federal arrangement – no chance for ghost contractor or village chief wey dey drive Prado with community money. The VP talk say dem go use the fund take rebuild houses wey collapse, plus give support to families wey still dey manage sleep for school classrooms or under tree. As the matter be, hope don land like NEPA light after 3 days blackout.

Rebuild, Rejoice, Repeat – Make Mokwa Fine Pass Before

VP Shettima still yarn say the plan no be just to rebuild anyhow anyhow – dem wan use this chance redesign Mokwa make am fine pass before. New houses go follow proper standard, e go fit resist wahala next time wey nature vex. He even hint say job go show for local people as work start – meaning say no be only house dem dey fix, dem dey fix life too.

Mokwa youths don dey already dey brag online say “Mokwa 2.0 loading.” Women dey dance, men dey drink cold zobo with confidence say better days don come. VP Shettima still shake hands with traditional rulers, tell dem make dem hold their people well as development dey show face. Na so dem take sign “Better Na Now” handshake with Federal Government.