Wife Dey Claim Single for Egungun Page: Husband yarn say na normal evening e just siddon dey flex him life when messages begin rush him phone like say na election result. “Guy, na your wife we just see for Egungun page o! She talk say she no get man!” E read am twice make sure say na him name still dey top wedding certificate.
Husband still dey reason wetin go make woman wey dey wear ring since 2022 come dey parade herself as single for social media. “Na me wey pay bride price abi na my lookalike? Abi I resemble neighbor wey just dey help with load?” Na the confusion full him face like NEPA bill.
Husband no fit believe say after all the years wey dem don dey build life together, na Egungun page go expose the real marital status. “If dem ask her for bank details, she dey remember say she be married. But when na for cruise, she dey single pass SIM card!”
Wife Dey Claim Single for Egungun Page: Husband Vex Say “Wife Dey Married for House, But Dey Single for Online!”
Husband vex say the internet don scatter plenty marriages, but he no believe say e own go land for public gist like this. “How you go chop my food, wear my name, then tell the world say you no get man? Abi na skit we dey act wey I no sabi?”
Husband talk say na comments section wey pepper him pass. “Pipu dey toast her, dey call her ‘fine single babe’. Meanwhile, she dey chop my salary like pounded yam.” Him voice rise like fuel price as he scroll go bottom see emojis and love eyes everywhere.
Husband wonder say if to say na him post himself as single online, na village meeting dem for summon am. “But because na woman, everybody dey say make I calm down. Na equality be that?” E ask with hand on chest like say national anthem dey play.
Wife Dey Claim Single for Egungun Page: Husband Still Hold Hope “We Go Talk This Matter for House First”
Wife Dey Claim Single for Egungun Page: Husband talk say even though e pain am, he no go throway the marriage just like that. “I go ask her directly – you wan single officially or na cruise you dey chase for algorithm?” Him plan be to settle am offline before Instagram lawyer carry the case.
Husband still dey hope say maybe na clout she dey find or na prank wey go end inside surprise party. “If na joke, make she complete am before pipu begin send me ‘stay strong’ text wey dey sound like condolence.” Him sense of humor still dey intact.
Husband end am say if marriage go continue, both of dem go need update their status – not for Facebook, but for real life. “I no go drag her online, but I go drag her for house small. Na respect I dey ask for, no be viral challenge.”
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