Mohammed Yinusa Yarn Him Side: Eye Don Go, But Na Misunderstanding

Mohammed Yinusa, the man wey dey inside hot pepper soup now, open mouth talk say, “Na small misunderstanding between me and Ogechi. I no know say e go turn to injury matter o.” According to am, the quarrel start as normal boyfriend and girlfriend gbas gbos — but e finish like UFC match wey get injury time.

Mohammed talk say, “She provoke me. Yes, I vex, but I no mean to blind anybody. Na temper wey misbehave that day.” As he dey talk for police station with bandage for him pride, he claim say love na wetin carry dem enter wahala, not intention to harm.

“Wetin I go gain if her eye comot? E pain me too,” Mohammed add as him dey sob small like person wey dem cut salary. “Na devil work. I swear, I no be violent man — only when she dey shout too much!” Neighbors no gree this yarn, but Mohammed still dey defend himself like court-appointed lawyer.

Dem Talk Say I Be Mike Tyson? Lie! I Just Push Small

Mohammed raise hand talk say, “Dem dey talk say I box her like Mike Tyson? Lie from pit of jealousy! I just push small.” Him version of the story no match wetin neighbors see, but him still dey maintain say na push wey Ogechi carry go fall and hit her eye.

He say, “Na Southern Estate matter happen, and you know say Lekki pipu sabi exaggerate. I no even raise hand like that. If I know say push fit turn to permanent eye vacation, I for sit down drink cold water.” But even the estate security guard say dem see real hand movement with speed and precision.

Mohammed add say, “She dey provoke me every time. This one no be the first quarrel. But this time, she carry am serious.” Meanwhile, area pipu dey whisper say Mohammed get hand wey strong pass love, and this no be first time wey him temper go on excursion.

Mohammed, now celebrity for wrong reason, talk say, “Police don hold me for cell, but na social media dey finish me pass.” As the matter hit Instagram, Twitter and Facebook, online judges begin drop judgment like say dem dey Supreme Court.

He say, “Pipu just dey insult me up and down. Nobody even ask for my side. Dem don label me woman beater like say na my surname.” Mohammed try explain say domestic wahala no dey sweet, and say he wish he fit rewind time go avoid the whole gbege.

“Na love carry me enter this trouble,” he talk finally. “But make everybody learn from my mistake — if argument start, go chop suya or trek go beach. Because if I know say this thing go end like this, I for run instead of fight.” Now, him relationship, reputation and freedom all dey inside holding cell of regret.