Man Wey Kidnap Himself for 20K Ransom Don Jam Wahala – Gbas Gbos Gist

Man Wey Kidnap Himself for 20K Ransom: One young man wey sabi drama decide say him go enter kidnapping business – but na himself e carry. As e no get patience to hustle like every other person, baba arrange one fake kidnap and begin dey beg him own pipu for ransom.

According to tori, the man tell him family say some dangerous kidnappers don carry am go inside bush and dem dey ask for ₦20,000 before dem go release am. As e no want plenty wahala, e reason say the money no too high – say e family go quickly drop am.

But na where gbege start be that. E no know say village pipu and over sabi neighbor dey watch am like Big Brother. Person wey see am for beer parlor just 2 hours after the “kidnap” raise alarm. Before we fit shout “up NEPA,” police don land.

Man Wey Kidnap Himself for 20K Ransom: 20K Wey Land Person for Cell – Na So Hustle Spoil

Na so dem carry the man go station. When dem ask am who kidnap am, the man begin twist story like puff-puff inside hot oil. E talk say e no too remember their face, say dem tie him eye. But police don wise pass like that. Dem just tell am say “talk true or sleep here till next Christmas.”

As e see say matter don choke, the man confess sharp sharp. Him plan na to use the money buy one small phone and sneakers, say e wan dey look fresh for December Detty period. But now, e dey look fresh inside police cell with free mosquito as roommate.

Officers talk say na serious crime to fake kidnapping, even if na play. Dem say e don waste police time and resources – and e go face court like person wey owe bet money.

Man Wey Kidnap Himself for 20K Ransom: Social Media React: “₦20K Kidnap? Bro Be Serious

As gist hit social media, Nigerians no gree rest. One Twitter user yarn, “How you go kidnap yourself for money wey no fit even buy original iPhone charger?” Another one write, “This man no get ambition – ₦20K ke? If you wan do fake kidnap, do am with sense.”

Pipu dey para say this kind stunt dey waste security time wey dem for use chase real kidnappers. Meanwhile, some dey laugh say the man na low-budget James Bond wey mission fail halfway.

For now, our man dey wait him judgement. Lesson wey remain be say, no be every shortcut wey go lead you reach success – some go carry you enter cell with free Okro soup and prison gist.