Lady Para Say Dem Wan Force Pastor Husband on Her – ‘I No Be Prayer Point

Lady Para: One lady wey don tire for single life pressure don vex scatter say people for her area wan force one pastor on her head as husband. According to her, the lady no even ask for pastor prayer, talk less of pastor proposal.

Lady yarn say because she never marry, dem don begin look her like national project wey need urgent divine intervention. “So because I never wear ring, na pastor una wan dash me?” Lady shout for social media with voice like pepper soup wey get too much uziza.

The lady say she no get wahala with men of God o, but na the way dem dey package the whole matchmaking like say na deliverance matter dey pain her. “Na husband I dey find, no be church dedication,” lady add.

Lady Para: Family Don Turn Matchmaking Committee

As e be like say everybody don turn marriage ambassador for her matter, the lady say even her aunty from village wey dey sell fufu for local market don dey submit CV of eligible bachelors wey sabi speak in tongues.

Lady yarn say her mama don already dey arrange small-small ‘chance meetings’ with pastors like say na destiny. One even try give her holy anointing oil and ring same day. “Wetin concern breakfast with spiritual warfare?” she laugh.

Her cousin sef carry matter go another level. He tell her say if she marry pastor, she go get ‘direct access to heaven’ and permanent front seat for Sunday service. The lady reply am say, “Na heaven I dey go, no be marriage wey go turn me to prayer warrior.”

Lady Para: Social Media Reacts: Everybody Get Opinion

Online pipu no waste time to join the matter. Some say make the lady humble herself, that any man na man — especially pastor wey get stable job and fear God. Others say make she run before dem turn her to assistant mummy G.O.

One commenter write: “So because she no marry, una wan baptize her into marriage by fire by force? Allow the Lady breathe jare!” Another one say: “Abeg, if she no wan pastor, make una free her. Love no dey by force.”

But our madam no gree. Lady sign out her rant with style: “I no be lost sheep wey pastor suppose find. I be queen wey dey wait for king, no be altar call!” Gbas gbos full ground, and na who wan try her next go chop verbal slap.