Lady Blow Hot: I just dey my own jejely o, dey scroll Facebook make I catch cruise, na so I see friend request from my papa padi. I first laugh small say “wetin Uncle want?” but I accept, make I no form rude lady. From that moment, my peace begin pack load.
I open my inbox, na so Uncle begin drop lines like say na 90s love movie. “You don mature well o,” “You fine like today bread,” and “I fit take care of you.” I nearly choke on my malt. I dey think say this man na family friend, e even follow chop at my birthday last year!
The lady con dey wonder, this one na normal greeting or e get mission? Before I fit blink twice, Uncle don begin dey drop love emoji. Me wey no even reply well sef, I just dey observe like CCTV. I no sabi say this thing go turn full-blown Nollywood episode.
Lady Blow Hot: Lady Never Chop Finish, Madam Don Land My Inbox
I never even chop finish one afternoon, na so my inbox red like traffic light. Na so the lady open am, see long epistle from one woman: “Leave my husband alone!” I weak! I read am twice to be sure say I no dey dream. Na madam of the house don show face.
I try explain say “Aunty abeg, na your husband dey disturb me, I no send am.” But she no gree hear. She dey accuse me say I wan use small yansh scatter big marriage. The lady dey wonder if na me drag the man come Facebook? Or na me tell am make e toast small girl?
I come block madam sharp-sharp, because her energy fit roast plantain. As for the husband, I delete am like bad file. I no get strength for spiritual or physical gbas gbos. Na peace of mind I dey protect this 2025, not person marriage.
Lady Blow Hot: Na So The Lady Post Her Gist, Internet Pipu Begin Yarn
Lady Blow Hot: The lady carry the whole gist go Twitter make I vent small and also laugh the madness. Na so people begin comment like say na court case. Some dey shout “name and shame the uncle!” others say “na small girls dey always tempt married men.” I just dey sip my zobo.
I read one comment wey talk say “madam suppose drag her husband, no be the innocent lady.” Another one say, “Facebook don turn dating site for uncle dem.” Me, I just dey laugh because the matter pass me. I never see drama like this before in my peaceful life.
I don learn lesson: next time, if I see papa friend for social media, I go waka pass like say I no see. Facebook wey suppose be cruise zone don turn emotional battleground. Make dem leave us Gen Z to rest o!
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