Teacher Yarn Say , I Open Her Pikin Bag — Wetin I See Shock Me Scatter!” – I Explode as I Expose Co*dom and Cigarette for SS2 Girl Bag

As a secondary school teacher, I don see plenty drama, but this one weak me pass. I dey do normal bag check for SS2 students, just to ensure say dem dey carry only book. Na so this teacher open this particular girl bag, come see one rubber packet and one stick of cigarette. I nearly shout “Holy Ghost fire!”

I look the girl wella—face innocent like Bible study prefect. But her bag talk another story. I hold the co*dom like say na snake. “Wetin be this?” The teacher ask am. She just dey look me like say na me plant am. I carry the matter straight go staff room. Na wetin we dey talk about for staff room turn full-blown parent meeting.

As I reach principal office, I burst enter like inspector. “Madam Principal, we no go fit keep quiet for this one. Come see wetin SS2 girl dey carry for bag.” That was how the real gbas gbos start.

Madam, Your Daughter Don Turn Nightclub in Human Form!” – Teacher Fire Mama

When the girl mama arrive, she bounce in like say she come collect “Best Mother of the Year” award. I no waste time. I point to the evidence like say I dey do crime scene analysis. “Madam, this na rubber. This na cigarette. Wetin your daughter dey plan inside school bag?”

The mama nearly fall. “Ah! Not my child o!” she scream. I no gree. “Madam, the rubber get expiry date. You wan make your daughter expire too?” The woman begin sweat like meat for suya stand.

She talk say maybe na her friend put it for her bag. I reply, “Abi na spirit? Because I check the bag well, and the thing sit down comfortable like VIP guest.” Mama say she go ask her husband. I tell am, “Better ask Angel Gabriel join, because this matter pass husband.”

Internet Don Corrupt Pikin Pass Village Juju” – Teacher Continue Gbas Gbos

Me I blame all this social media wey dey give children idea wey pass their age. TikTok, Snapchat, even Instagram don turn small pikin to adult-in-progress. I tell my fellow teachers, “Back then, the worst thing for bag na sweet and leaking biro. Now na protection and poison.”

The teacher tell principal say make we start new school rule: Any student wey carry pass exercise book go face disciplinary committee. PTA need organize seminar sharp sharp: “How to Detect if Your Pikin Don Join Yahoo or Runs Lite.”

And for the parents wey go dey shout “Not my child”, I say, “Na your child o. You just never check her bag!” Because if co*dom and cigarette don turn new pencil and ruler, then this generation really need deliverance.